Magnum

1) A handgun.
2) A popsicle brand sold in some parts of the world.
3) A brand of condoms- extra large.
4) A nickname for Japanese singer Gackt who once, when asked about his penis, blurted out he is a "magnum" on national TV.

1) He shot his girlfriend with a magnum.
2) I love double caramel magnums but they're so fattening!
3) He is hung like a horse- he only buys magnum condoms.
5) Is that a crease in Gackt's pants or is he just happy to see us?

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Magnum

The largest condom available for men who pack extra down stairs.

During my Oracle training, Brad's magnum created an enormous bulge for the Oracle team to see.

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magnum

A really large penis.

Melissa's boyfriend is packin a magnum downstairs, he tears that bitch up every night.

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magnum

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"BAM!" screams my magnum as it blows some unsuspecting noob Halo 2 player's head right off!

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magnum

A brand of extra large condoms.

While your at the pharmacy get magnums cuz we dont want another accident. And large didnt fit last time.

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Magnum

An incredibly powerful handgun

Ah ah! I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking 'did he fire six shots or only five?'. Well, to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and can blow your head clean off, you'd better ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well? Do ya? Punk!

(Loud gunshot)

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Magnums

A special size condom which is only available for those with a larger than life penis.
Comes in many flavors.
Many originates in Germany & Philippines.

"Woah, do we need to go to Germany tonight?"
"Gosh, I love the flavors on those Magnums!"

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