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Pre-Malding

When your girlfriend malds at you before you even do anything wrong

you: hey
her: what the fuck is wrong with you why are you acting like that
you: woman why u Pre-Malding like that i ain’t even do nun

by MaldMaster69 October 20, 2021


Mald Burger

When you have no response to someone projecting their anger onto you.

"I HATE HOW EVERYTIME I LOOSE IN TRIVIA CRACK THE GAME REMINDS ME HOW ABSOLUTELY DOG SH*T STUPID I AM BY THE MILLIONS OF ADS IT FORCEFULLY SHOVES IN MY FACE WHEN I GET A QUESTION WRONG"

....

"Mald burger.... 👀 "

by Drnkn August 4, 2022


Malded

The feeling of wasting someone’s time, even though you aren’t.

"I feel malded right now, am I wasting time?"
Or
"They felt mald, they were concerned of wasting others time"

by Ralsei <3 November 13, 2021


Malde

Malde will typically be a tall and shy person. He will seem like a jerk the first 5 months you know him, but afterwards his personality will have infected you like a multiresistant disease. Malde typically suffers from scizophrenia and maybe other psychological diseases.

Junkie: That guy seems weird
other junkie: Yeah he's probably a Malde
Junkie: *nods understandingly*

by Xatnich March 5, 2018


Malding

When someone gets bald, because he or her is mad all the time.

Leftist losers are malding again.

by Trumpforever March 1, 2021


Malding

Malder is someone who brings the mood down by being quiet whilst angry.

Someone who is mad for no reason and feels like mf real depressed.

Malding can also spread, if the person is malding and their friends try to cheer them up but fail, they're eventually also going to start malding.

Maldee is a spredee

"Tyler, why are you malding?"
"fr bro why you so mad?"

Tyler: I'm not malding! I only mald when you tell me im malding..*continues to mald even harder*

by maldermax September 11, 2023


malding

verb
the process of going mad and balding.

bro, anatomy has got me super stressed. i think i'm malding.

by surgtech2022 October 5, 2021