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malding

When someone is expressing a large magnitude of rage, often over something relatively small, that the stress they are giving upon themselves causes their hair to fall out (thus, balding). Portemanteau of "mad" and "balding".

dude, calm down, stop malding

by DudeTheNinja March 4, 2021

959πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Mald

Malding is a condition originating from Uganda, where the patient zero was found (circa) 1990. It is often described as the human version of molding. Certain tobacco products like Snus are said to enhance the effects of malding.

It is characterized by the victims baldness, lack of skill and anger issues. Subjects of the condition are also said to have decorated their room with self portraits and paintings of things that make them feel uneasy.

"so mald, so bald"

"Why doesnt he back off when i hit him twice? Fucking RNG man"

by Sauha_ June 4, 2019

3652πŸ‘ 178πŸ‘Ž


malding

when someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan is malding

by tom lennon June 19, 2019

2453πŸ‘ 202πŸ‘Ž


mald

mald/malding, is when a situation is making you mad and bald at the same time.

"This game is making me mald!"

by RyuRenyama June 14, 2019

31πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Mald

Mald means:
β€œa player who is having a hard time with a gameβ€œ
Or
β€œSomeone who is mad and balding”

Person 1: UGH I CANT WIN :(
Person 2: Mald

by HamAJPW November 14, 2021

136πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


malding

When someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan Piker is malding.

by tom lennon June 19, 2019

884πŸ‘ 154πŸ‘Ž


malding

When someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan is malding.

by tom lennon June 19, 2019

586πŸ‘ 150πŸ‘Ž