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The unfortunate result during anal sex if the person doing the receiving does not properly prepare for the event, ie douching with a colonic or an enema, something, ANYTHING, for God's sake.
His date knew that anal sex was going to happen, but failed to prepare, and after a few minutes a Malibu Mudslide cut their evening short.
Basically a idiot who does stupid things on a pretty regular basis. I used to call this Stupid Steve Bullshit after Steven T S, but realized that there are a lot of smart Steve’s, so why insult them
Doofus Malibu dropped his smart phone out of his car, he circled back and tried picking it up from the road with his moving car and door open. Doofus Malibu lost all the fingers in one hand when the door closed on him
When a high end prostitute farts directly into your face.
Yeah man, she gave me a Malibu gas leak. Worth every penny
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Getting so drunk that you share your most embarrassing confessions with everyone you’re with
After 2 Trulys and a Patron shot , we were all subjected to a Malibu Lyndsy.
finger blasting someone inside of a Chevy Malibu
Killer weekend with Nina, treated her to a Malibu Blast. had to get the car detailed after
The sweetest pookie ever. Is born to be the next wonyoung. So funny, and is wife and mother to Padlock, and grandmother and mother to Ekenib. If you ever meet a Malibu, yall will be super close, she is so kind and has a great heart, and ice skates like sunghoon.
Person 1: Mommy Padlock, what Mommy Malibu doing
Mommy Padlock: She is twerking to water dont mind her,
Person 1: Ok! I twerk with mommy malibu too!
Mommy Padlock: hey wait up for me
"the sharons three wives all twerking to water"
Malibu is a beautiful girl she is hella fun and can make you laugh at anytime everyone has to know a Malibu don't mess with her or she might kill you
Isn't that malibu yeah it is who could forget such a sweet smile.