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Manchester United

Manchester united is a team that once peaked and played amazing, but now they have been reduced to an insufficient piece of garbage. Anyone that supports Manchester United is going to be disappointed with their performance as they are shite.

Person 1: Which team do you support?
Person 2: Manchester United
Person 1: oh, you must get no bitches

by rohaan's father February 2, 2023

117๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Manchester twist

Turning your fist around during male masturbation so as to simulate going from the vagina into the anus.

I was cranking one out hard last night and decided to switch it up with the ol' Manchester twist, it was a tight butthole for sure!

by Rim Tobbs January 17, 2018


Manchester Airport

An airport in the worst country and city in the world whom the arrivals section makes you disappointed and makes you want to explore the departures section again after your holiday. You will miss your time spent at the airport and it will be the primary reason why you want to travel from it over and over again, only for the fucking staff to deny your entry when you want to explore the departure area or do some plane spotting only because you "are not a passenger".

Damn, I want to explore Manchester Airport again. I an feeling nostalgic again.

by Al_000 April 26, 2023


manchester orchestra

a band so powerful in their lyrics and music that it makes you want to burst out of your own body. some of their songs are quiet and thoughtful, others are epic and loud. andy hull, their songwriter and singer writes such beautiful lyrics, they are like poetry, and go with the music to create emotions I didnt even know I had.

Manchester orchestra go beyond the boundaries of songwriting

by mirrorsandfevers May 13, 2008

222๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


Manchester, NJ

The town directly west of Toms River, and basically exists in the larger town's shadow. Manchester is a lot like its neighboring town, but without a "downtown" section and with a lot more undeveloped woods. There are significantly fewer things to do in Manchester, so young people smoke a disproportionate amount of marijuana in comparison to neighboring towns. There are two wawa's within the Township and it is 9 miles away from Seaside heights, where the stoned Manchesterians spend a lot of their time. Manchester also houses over 10 different senior citizen developments and nursing homes.

Manchester is made of various different subsections:

Whiting is largely rural and full of somewhat white trash / redneck individuals. because of the amount of undeveloped woods trails, whiting is known for "woods parties". Kid's in whiting smoke blunts and prefer Honey dutch masters.

Pine Lake Park is known for its horrible polluted lake, where life guards are paid $9/hr to make sure nobody enters the water. PLP lifeguards are notorious for being intoxicated on weed and pain killers on duty. There used to be a public skatepark in PLP but it was torn down after numerous complaints of drug use and drug transactions. Kids in pine lake park smoke hand blown glass pieces.

Holly Oaks is known for their Rite Aid, and the sketchy stoner kids who live there. It is the most typical suburban neighborhood in Manchester. Kids in holly oaks all think theyre drug dealers.

Lakehurst is a seperate town that exists inside Manchester, and is known for the explosion of the hindenburg, its Naval Base, and the prevalence of inbreeding.

Summit Park and Richard Estates are neighborhoods where white people are afraid of getting shot upon entrance.

Dude let's get stoned in Manchester, NJ.

by jim p October 11, 2005

397๐Ÿ‘ 138๐Ÿ‘Ž


Manchester, Georgia

Home of the Manchester Blue Devils, some of the worst public education in Georgia, and enough pot to las Cheech and Chong a lifetime. Since its founding in 1909, Manchester has been known for its crooked cops and high crimes. Manchester is the best place out there!

Guy1: Dude, where you from?
Guy2: Oh, Manchester, Georgia
Guy1: Sweet, I've been needin some dope. Gimme a nick.

by ThatsWhatSheSaid19911 September 22, 2010

18๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dirty Manchester

The act of jerking/sucking off one, or more, individuals, while shitting on another.

"Hey Mike, I heard you were in on a dirty manchester."
"Yeah, I was the guy getting shit on. It was fucked up."

by Shenaniganz13 August 26, 2015