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Another term for "Pulling out"
1. Manual Family Planning at its best:
Guy: I'm gonna cum
Guy pulls his cock out of the bitch and sprays his load over her tits.
An item of literature that aids relaxation
Playboy, Penthouse, Razzle, The Pants and Bra section of Littlewoods catalogue, The back of a Special K box, family holiday photos could all be used as a self help manual
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Physical work done by children
Person 1: "Can I help out with this tough Manual Labor?"
Person 2: "No. That is what the children are for.
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A sentence you say to someone so that they stop breathing automatically, and start breathing manually. This usually infuriates the other person, who now has to focus on breathing on top of whatever shit they wrer up to.
"Your breathing manually."
"Damn you!"
Most privates (military rank) are so stupid they couldn't fuck their mothers with the aid a polish sex manual.
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The act of separating two creme filled cookies and combining them to create one cookie with twice the creme.
Mom only bought regular oreos so I had to do a manual double stuff
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when you nut in a girls mouth and clothesline her causing the jizz to shoot across the room and splat on the wall.
tom:hey bill did you bone last night?
bill:yeah man i made her do the manual rocket launcher
tom:hell yeah! did you hit the window and make it look like a bird shitted on the window?