Felt Marker

When a gentleman attempts to put it into a female's asshole and it is too flacid to penetrate. The flacid penis resembles that of a felt tipped marker.

Frank attempted to put his felt marker in Gary's asshole, but Frank said, hold on, I have a felt tip marker it is not going in!

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smelly markers

markers that are usually washable and smells like cherrys oranges lime and usually the black one smells like ass

SMELLY MARKERS!!! give me the black one *sniff* wat is that?!?

hey look a marker that says "sented" but from where???

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brown marker

A Blunt of the Marijuana variety.

Pot smoker: "Hey man, pass that Brown Marker."

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whiteboard markers

what my nuts smell like.

gee, ma nuts smell like whiteboard markers again. i washed them just last night.
(no but fr anyone know how to stop it..)

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marker fingers

When a small child uses markers to color and gets colored fingers and hands from drawing

We have to give Vinny a bath because he was using markers and now he has marker fingers

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Ball Marker

1. A rather sharp piece or Plastic/Wood/Metal that is used in golf to mark a ball when ones ball is in the way of anothers balls line

2. Something i just stepped on and it hurtz like FUCK!!!!

Your ball marker was on the ground and i stepped on it and it hurtz like FUCK!!!!!

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majik markers

when you stick marijuana in a highliter or marker

how much you want for a majik markers?
About 10 bucks.

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