paja mental

Spanish term that means "mental masturbation" or the act of thinking about things that will never reach a conclusion. Is the eternal jerking of the mind.

Elon Musk's assertion that there is one in a billion chance we live in base reality is pure paja mental. At the end, who cares, or how will knowing that change my reality or yours?

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Mental Illness

An illness that inflicts the person's mental state. Mental illnesses range widely from mild anxiety to severe schizophrenia. Depending on the severity of an illness, it can impact a person's life more than just mentally. For example, a person with borderline personality disorder might have a hard time holding down a job because of their mood instability. Other things that can be hard while mentally ill are keeping good hygiene, keeping healthy relationships, and keeping a good sleep schedule

John breaks up with Becky's best friend.
Becky: That was so sick of you! What, do you have a mental illness?

John: Mentally Ill is not an adjective. I have though, been struggling with depression. My mental ill ness doesn’t make me any less of a person.

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Mentally Deranged

A sad state of mind that has been through multiple traumas, socially, physically, emotionally, etc. Which prohibits the person from thinking clearly and it has the ability to develop into multiple mental illnesses and mental disabilities that will hinder the person’s life. It worsens if the person has neurological disorders that gets in the way of their social life.

He hasn’t been himself lately. I’m worried that he might be mentally deranged... I’m afraid of him. That’s what she said, you fools.

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mental gymnastics

The act of trying to justify actions or validate opinions not supported by any facts. A means of dealing with cognitive dissonance.

"Hey Jessica, you're really pretty today."
"Oh so you're saying that yesterday I was looking like shit. Also you're saying that because I'm a white fit woman. That makes you a pathetic misogynist and racist. Let's not mention the fact that if I didn't pander to your sexuality, I would be called unattractive and ugly. You, John, are a dumbass and a patriarchal pig, do you know how stressful it is to be a woman and having to look sexy 24 7 just so men get horny in this society? You don't, because you are such a privileged white male."
"Wow Jessica that was some serious mental gymnastics you did right there..."

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Mayflower Mentality

The belief in the “First come, mine forever.” school of thought. Does not apply to indigenous peoples. First noted in pop culture in The Netflix series “Wild, wild country” by Ma Anand Sheila in season one episode two

“That crazy bitch down the street doesn’t think any Puerto Rican’s should live in this township!”

“Oh, she got that mayflower mentality. Silly bitch.”

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mental hospital

A place to make sure you don't kill yourself for a few days

Yeah i had to go to a mental hospital because i tried to kill myself

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mental breakdown

When somebody is overwhelmed with emotions, to the point where they go crazy

BBH had a mental breakdown after Skeppy annoyed him with "14" memes

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