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Eating pussy so good you get cancer from overexposure
I had to stop Micheal Douglassing that chick because I had my second round of chemo in an hour
-Another name for a closet pothead.
-Someone who excelles in life and does not let word leak out that they smoke marijuana.
"Hey did you ask Jason if he'll actually smoke with us today?" "Yeah I did. But you know how he is, he's a Micheal Phelps.
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The sexiest guy in the world. He may drive a Malibu, but he can drive you crazy. He's got twins and loves to get into roast battles.
Damn man! Your just as cool as Micheal Tonkin
~ 1. Angel - a True Angel from heavens who is sent as a gift for all mankind.
~ 2. The King - The powerful, magical King of NeverLand who could really Heal The World, if only they let him.
~ 3. Peter Pan - A true child at His heart who simply has maintained His innocence and purity.
~ 4. A misunderstood one - that is caused by ignorance of people and evil soul of Media.
~ 5. The Best Entertainer who had ever lived in the entire universe - The most successful Singer, Greatest Dancer, Awesome Performer.
~ 6. A RICH man who is SO handsome and that has made MANY, MANY, MANY PEOPLE GROW JEALOUS ABOUT HIM.
~ 7. The Kindest one in the whole world who His love and care for children are so sweet and simple and His mind is so clean.
~ 8. Someone who is found annoying just because He can't be a a usual like all the boring ordinary people and His difference had made him greater than other people. And those who are so closed-minded, can't cope with him just because he is different compared to them.
~ 9. Someone who will always have enemies since he is too hard to be understood because what he does is greater than human's mind.
~ 10. A "NOT GUILTY" ACCUSED MAN WHO IS 100% MORE... INNOCEN and if he is Guilty, he is JUST guilty of being too kind, caring and compassinate for chidlren and people that is too hard for some to comprehend.
~ 11. Someone who is caring the burden of our sins and faults.
~ 12. Someone who looks so lovely and sweet and his love, magic, innocence, beauty, grace, divinity, glory, elegance, gorgeousness, loveliness and majestic is awesomely true.
it's MICHAEL JACKSON NOT Micheal Jackson
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Fictional psychopathic mass murderer appearing in the "Halloween" film series. Was reputed to have killed his teenage sister at the age of six then spent the years after in a state mental hospital. Has escaped custody many times, usually on Halloween Eve, (Oct. 30th), and often returns to his hometown Haddonfield, IL. Myers' sole quest seems to be the murder,(sacrifice?), of his last living blood relatives, specifically his younger sister Laurie Strode. Will kill anyone and everyone who either crosses his path or attempts to stop him. Myers is almost always clad in work boots, mechanic's coveralls and a white rubber Halloween mask that bares a striking resemblance to Captain Kirk. Has been known to use an assortment of weapons to kill his victims but seems to favor large butcher knives. Myers has been stabbed, shot, run down by motor vehicles, beaten with blunt objects, and nearly incinerated in a hospital fire. However all efforts to kill him have been unsuccessful. Does not speak and usually is very robotic in his movements. Also known as "The Shape" in "Halloween" and "Halloween II".
"Bill and I are going to a Halloween party. He's going dressed as Micheal Myers."
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A bad film director who likes to do nothing but make movies off of his boy toy fantasy. Most of his films feature explosions, one dimension female hotties, and product placements
Micheal Bay destroyed transformers.
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1. A Canadian actor who plays the exact same character over and over. Not a terrible actor, just lacking range.
2. Any actor with a limited range.
3. A male version of Jennifer Aniston.
Hmm so I can see Micheal Cera play the same character for the tenth time...not really.
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