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1. The exact opposite of everything Barack Obama was: White, Crass, Classless, Anti-Intellectual.
2. An embarrassment to the office of the United States Presidency.
3. Donald Trump
1. Created when Lex Luthor tried to clone Barack Obama (and failed miserably) BizarrObama is an old white man who rants like a ten year old boy.
2. "BizarrObama am best president! Am have biggest crowds! Am get rid of healthcare!"
To destroy yourself by being shitty.
"Sadie used to be popular, until she started sharing her shitty opinions. Now everyone hates her."
"Yeah, she really pulled a Rowling."
Internet Default is when you have to assume everyone on the Internet is an idiot because of past experience.
This can lead to mistaking sarcasm for factual statements.
I don't sweat because I use deodorant.
That's not how deodorant works.
I was being sarcastic.
Sorry, I'm running Internet Default.
When your brain fills in words that haven't actually been written.
So Samuel L. Jackson wrote "HAPPY MOTHERS DAY, LADIES!!" but I read it as "HAPPY MOTHERFUCKERS DAY, LADIES!!"
That is Mental Auto Correct
To discover a horrible flaw or truth about someone that forces you to completely re-evaluate your impression of that person.
From 'Roman Polanski' the film director who drugged and raped a thirteen year old girl.
"I thought Dave was a pretty cool guy, then I discovered he EATS kittens!"
"You just got Polanski'd."
"I used to love The Ninth Gate, then I found out what the director did."
"All these things I keep hearing about Woody Allen ."
"Yeah, he just got Polanski'd."
Too Small; Could Not Read
Used to denote the incredibly tiny text that appears in screen captures of message boards or Twitter posts.
"This guy just sent me a copy of a conversation but it appears to have been through a shrink ray. TS; CNR"
From the act of making notes in pen on ones wrist, arm, or other body parts.
Yep, got it first on my wrist.