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slang for a jewel thief who has never been proven guilty no matter how many times he has been caught
A:Hey, that jewel thief just got acquitted again!!
B:What a Midas!
Buff ass thicc lady, got hella ass, major tiddy. Once killed an old lady but that is neither here nor there.
"God DAMN look at that Midas lookin slice of thicc cake over there, I heard she killed my grandma"
A fkin dumb piece of shit that thinks he owns the world
That guy is even worse than a fucking midas
A student who always starts learning on time, and shares all his summeries with his schoolmates.
Oh he is a midas, we're very thankful
Have we got a midas in our group? I don't fancy making my own summeries.
Slang for “Might as well.” It’s that simple.
Grant: “Should we grab a beer before this flight?”
Critter: “Midas Whale!”
Similar to an "Alaskan Pipeline," and named after the blessing of Midas' gold; a Midas Pipeline is a condom filled with piss and frozen for penetration. It can be reused and refrozen as long as the condom lasts.
"Did you Pup Amp at the party this weekend? He was a total pig bottom! I saw him pull out his daddy's Midas Pipeline from the freezer and parade his gaping twink ass around"
A phenomenon where anything created by the internet, will be destroyed by the internet, usually in the matter of days.
“Hey did you hear about (insert popular online event/trend/game)?”
“Yeah, but more and more people started joining in on it and they ruined it. It’s always a recurring Midas Touch Effect whenever the internet gets a hold of something precious.”