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taking s dump in a hole drilled in the ice while your buddies are fishing in the hole next to you poopcrapturdfishingice fishing
dude i had to poop so bad on the lake i dropped a minnesota steamer while my buddy reeled in a walleye
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A sexual act in which a man wants to break up with a woman, has sex with her one last time, takes a shit in her shoe while she is sleeping and then leaves out the bathroom window. (you HAVE to leave out the bathroom window. If said bathroom doesn't have a window, make one.)
John, "Man I totally broke up with Stephanie last night."
Jim, "What happend?"
John, "I pulled the Minnesota Sneak on her."
Jim, "But Stephanie doesnt have a window in her bathroom."
John, "She does now."
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The town where 14 year olds get pregnant by 27 year olds, drug deals go down in the McDonald's parking lot , 13 year old pot heads roam the streets, and where people judge you for absolute fucking reason. Need a temporary friendship that lasts for 4 days? That's nothing Cambridge can't do for you! Need a boyfriend/girlfriend just for the sake that you can say you have one? Cambridge has got your back! Want to be a true thug? Visit the crematorium, and hang out at the skate park! Have absolutely no talent, and can't sing for shit? That's OK, make a YouTube channel anways, and feed off of the "compliments". Trying to get popular? Simple, suck a dick! Here at fuckboy city, girls and guys find a new 'significant other' each and every week, and call it "true love". Need any extra makeup? The fake girls here have plenty caked on their face, just for you! Virgin? God forbid, you're a slut.
Book your visit today, to meet all the narcissistic sluts and fuckboys of Cambridge, Minnesota. We have everything you need to fuck you up emotionally, and question your existence.
Hmm, you're a judgmental bitch, must be from Cambridge, Minnesota.
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When you take whatever the hell you want, mix it with cream of whatever soup, and proceed to put it in a pan and bake it.
Minnesotan 1: We made some good old fashioned Minnesota Hotdish yesterday.
Minnesotan 2: With what?
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A Minnesota drink favorite where you put green olives in a light beer (Miller Lite, Bud Light, Coors Light, or Michelob Golden Light).
I'll get a Minnesota martini - Coors Light. Thanks bartender!
For any cars travelling on the interstate in the fast lane that go the same speed as the car in the slow lane. This essentially blocks all cars from passing them.
Last night I was travelling home from work on I-94 when I got stuck behind a Minnesota roadblock.
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When people walk outside during long, cold winters in Minnesota, they shuffle their feet so as to not slip on the icy sidewalks. They will also hunch over, bury their heads in their scarves and shove their hands in their coat pockets.
Walking around downtown Minneapolis in January you can see a lot of people doing the Minnesota shuffle.
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