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minty#8700 Is the definition of mid, mid like mint French gum.
Mid person: hey omg minty#8700 ur not mid
Not mid person: smh minty#8700 is mid lol??
Having nice minty breath to try and attract someone.
You're breath smells sexily minty today
A guy puts toothpaste on his penis and a girl brushes her teeth with the guys penis. To rinse, she takes in a mouthful and spits
How was the minty mouthful last night?
What your penis feels like after your woman eats a bunch of mints before blowing you.
Girl: Minty penis?
Guy: Yes please!
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A really hot babe, used more often in the 1980's
The hot bitch standing over there by the fuglie, is a minty broad.
Or
Jenna Jamison is a minty broad.
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When you and your partner want to get a little freaky while playing in the back-door. First with your index finger warm up and massage the butt-hole, then move to two fingers when ready. If you can get to three fingers that would be best, then take a bottle of mouthwash, preferably vanilla mint because its not as strong, and take off the cap and shove the head of the bottle in the butt-hole. Then stand your partner with the bottle in there butthole on their head until all the mouthwash has been emptied into the butthole. Remove the bottle and stand your partner back on there feet. Take a glass or just take right off the tap, and empty the butt-hole, if you use a glass it will look like a waterfall coming out. If taking off the tap, well your just a bad mother f*cker, then enjoy. Afterwards make sure to wash your hands, i like to use a nice chammoile and jasmine soap, the smell goes good with the butt-hole juice that is on your hands.
"hey baby, lets say we get a little freaky tonight, maybe the alaskan pipeline?" "No, we did that last night sweetie, lets just settle for the minty waterfall instead."
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When you take a shit and brush your teeth While on the toilet
My stomach was aching but I had to brush my teeth so I took a Minty Poop
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