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An elite group of humorists hilarious alone, and even more assbustingly jocular together. This group has perfect balance, half being of one race, half being of another; half being left-handed and half being right; they truly are the most notable people of the century. Often referred to in abbreviated form as simply 'Misters'.

"damn those Misters are hilarious,"
"fuck yeah man, i heard they made my girlfriend climax just by telling her a joke!"

by mister4 May 28, 2005


Mister Wolf

Mister Wolf is a guy that has intense blue eyes, long brown hair... had a bunch of piercings took most of them out.
Sexy teeth much like a wolf total eye candy not exactly a chick magnet but that is to be expected from an introvert borderline extrovert likes to go to the bar, has a handful of friends, has two green thumbs, animals love him, very shy at first an quiet but also likes to show off, really into Hellsing animes, enjoys music an collecting things, he has a big heart but doesn't want to get hurt understandable, loves biking an has an artsy side, enjoys going on adventure, the world is mister wolves osyster.

Did you see Mister Wolf over there god he is sexy.

What time is it mister wolf?
"Whatever time you want it to be"
Winky Face lol

by XmenwolverinerSheep March 5, 2020


lil mister

The realest motherfucker to step foot on planet earth, probably somewhere longstroking your sister.

"Lil mister bags all the hoes"

by Websters true dictionary December 7, 2016


Mister Fister

one of the more prolific gay bars of the west hollywood, california area

ted had a tshirt that read: "I got my funny button tickled at Mister Fister"

by teresa strasser April 10, 2008

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Mister Rogers

A badass Ex. Navy Seal who had 54 confirmed kills in Vietnam and wore long sleeves to cover up the tatts he got while with the Seals. He could disarm and kill in a heartbeat. When he got back to civilian life the government gave him a cover so no one could find out who he really was, the cover was "Mister Rogers Neighborhood."

Mister Rogers could kick Chuck Norris and Rambos ass at the same time!

by ddat2011 September 3, 2011

45๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


twisted mister

A flacid penis, moments after masturbation

As I exited the bathroom stall I could tell the other occupants knew what I had been doing in there by the way they stared at my now twisted mister.

by Ramon from Espana August 24, 2007

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Mister Natural

Slang term in the drug world meaning LSD

Dude, my dad was one of the butt naked hippies at Woodstock that were high on mister natural!

by Hรฉctor Andrรฉs Mayoral May 6, 2008

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