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Going down on a girl and start eating her out, while in the process she decides to queef in your face with it producing a stinky but refreshing moisturizer.
ahhh man, i was going down on this one girl and she gave me the gnarliest moisture mask!
Legend has it if you don't moisturize daily, he'll slowly rub moisturizer and lotion on you... Leaving not a crevice of your body untouched by his cream. Going as far as taking your shoes off and rubbing moisturizer in between your toes... And sticking his stubby greasy fingers in your mouth, assuring you can taste the reminisce of lotion. Even if you manage to escape, he'll follow you. Watching... Waiting... And once you lay to rest, the last thing you'll hear before drifting off to a never ending sleep would be, "Moisturize your flesh. Feel it seep into your pores. Your skin will be dry no more." If you awake, your body will be covered in lotion, as it would be if you were to not escape originally. And if you weren't to moisturize your flesh again, you wouldn't be lucky to just have your skin rubbed with cream.
"creamy moisturizer man is coming"
"I want a divorce John."
Eastern Canadian colloquial term for a waterfall, especially smaller ones that can be traversed by motorfloats and watersleds
Let's take the watersleds over them moisture whoopti-doos, eh?
When you use your dads sperm as moisturizer for you dry elbows
Hey dad got any african moisturizer?
The posture a man penis gets from over extending there stay inside youthful erotic vagina of a women.
OoOh baby , that pussy got u experiencing moisture posture much?
Is the same as humidity (and is hot)
There’s a lot of moisture in Texas