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Mondays: This a word used in the English languish for a day of the week between Sunday and Tuesday. Mondays is a word that I use to describe Niggers. The meaning behind it is, "Nobody really likes Mondays." This word can be used as a code word to replace Niggers when you don't want everyone to hear the actual word.
“I hate fucking Mondays."
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The perfect day for a B.J
Friend1: "So what are you up to tomorrow?"
Friend2: "Well seeing as its a Monday i might invite my B.F round for a B.J"
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the day of the the week that screws-up the rest of the week and your grade.
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the day of the week you look forward to the most because you get to spend it with a woman you are completely in love with. she is usually one of a kind and the most beautiful woman you've ever known. most people hate mondays because it's the first day of the work week. for some very fortunate people, it's a day you can forget about all your troubles and and hold your baby in your arms
friend: "damn i wish it wasn't sunday, i have to work tomorrow"
you: "haha, sucks for you! Monday's are bomb.com! I'll be with my baby"
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When you are so tired of work, had an awesome weekend, realize its Monday 7am; you hate your job and your manger, you decide to make up some crazy excuse not to go in.
Hi Honey it's past 9 in the morning don't you have work today? Oh hell NO, I 'm pulling a Diaz Monday!
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The internationally recognised day on which to train one's chest. This is the best day of the week.
'Have you got plans this evening?'
'Are you serious?! It's chest Monday.'
Doing a Danny Monday is when you acquire something perfectly good and totally ruin it almost instantly.
This can be achieved by seizing engines, letting wiring set on fire, painting green, excessive lowering, leaving the bonnet open and driving, not putting coolant hoses on properly, painting red, being bald etc.
'That's a nice car, hope he doesn't Danny Monday it'