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The act of struggling to get through the working day without putting in an ounce of work. Named for the day that most people do the deed itself. Mondaying is a complex activity, including coffee, internet and a theatrical element- pretending to work - whenever people walk past.
I was totally Mondaying all day today.
I was hungover and couldn't be bothered; I just Mondayed.
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the designated night of the week when the library is overrun by mondays (african americans) that have no intentions of studying. instead they turn the library into a socially interactive area where anything is acceptable
I was going to go the the library last night, but then i realized it was monday mondays and that the library is the last place in the world i could get work done
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A day generally created for the purpose of making people wish they were someone else. The day you realize you have 4 days of work ahead of you and that they won't be going by fast at all. Symptoms generally include feeling like crap, wishing you were dead, or not showing up for work in general.
"Sounds like somebody's got a case of The Mondays." ~ Office Space
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The day kids dread going back to the hell hole called school
Tomorrows Monday!
Nooooo not the hell hole!}
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The most painful day of the week.
Mon: Son, wake up! It's Monday!
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The worst fucking day of the week. It should go crawl in a corner and kill itself.
Fuck! It's monday..
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The biggest waste, of exactly one seventh of your life.
oh crap, tomorrow is MONDAY!!!
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