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Something we all like to spend and some like to save.
Person 1: hey do you have any money?
Person 2: nope I spent it all
Person 1: What about you?
Person 3: yes I do but im saving it!
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A possession that is directly proportional to the amount of problems one has
Guy- "Damn Steve, you got a lot of money!"
Steve- "Yeah, well, I also have a lot of problems. Thanks for bringing it up."
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The only thing you cannot buy.
- I thought you couldn't buy love?
- Yes you can, I love money.
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Tom: I wish I had money
Sally: yeah bih you ain’t gettin none
the only reason your girlfriend is with you
the money in your bank statement is probably zero
The shit you buy your crack with.
My crack dealer makes more money than a two-bit whore.