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When a persons eyes are always pointing in different directions. Like the Cookie Monster!
The fat lady who works at the Kroger has cookie monster eyes.
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Another term for the various vocal stylings of genres related to progressive death metal. The vocals are incoherent growls, similar to those of Cookie Monster himself.
"Hey, can you understand what these motherfuckers are saying?"
"I don't think anybody can with those cookie monster vocals."
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Vocals used by death metal/ hardcore metal vocalists. It started being called this because the voice sounded like the cookie monster. In album reviews people will often cite the cookie monster growl. Also see Bree for another example of a death metal vocal term.
The vocalist of (band) switches between high pitch metal screams and a low cookie monster growl.
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The inability to stop oneself from eating anything and everything in sight, like Cookie Monster from Seasame Street.
"What's this? This no plate of cookies. This plate of BBQ wings. Ah. Who me kidding? Me compulsive eater. Mahmahmah!" -Cookie Monster on a skit
"Mmm....leftovers!" -Me with my Cookie Monster Syndrome
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The act of dying the hair on ones cooter blue and adhering googly eyes to it so that it resembles the "cookie monster". Another partner may then insert cookies into the vagina and proceed to consume them upon intercourse. The person who acts as the recipient of the cookies is known as the Cooter Cookie Monster
Chris: Dude, last night Rachel and I totally tried the Cooter Cookie Monster
Bob: Oh man that's hawt!!!
Chris: Yeah dude, I've still got cookie crumbs on my balls though!
Bob: Oh man, that's nasty!
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A person who is NOT tech-savvy who has a tendency to use short sentences and omit words due to laziness and/or inability to text properly.
A normal text message would be, "I will see you at the mall at 6pm"
A Cookie Monster Texter would be, "Mall. Me. You. 6"
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When you eat something, and hardly any of it gets in your mouth. Instead, it ends up on the floor.
Person 1: Jeebus! Timmy got his food all over the floor!
Person 2: That's cuz he was eating Cookie Monster Style.