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A white trash fuckboy who pretends to be smart but always ends up with his foot in his mouth when something serious comes up.
Don't text me about your masturbating, you mulch nigga.
When you are having anal sex and your partner gets diarrhea. You don't stop and it starts to make mulch mulch mulch sound.
We were getting it in and then things got real kinky when she started mulching.
Past tense mulched.
1. To destroy another individual or group in a political discussion, fight or just life in general.
2. To intensely judge someone for inferior conduct, behaviour or just dressing poorly.
She was clipping her nails on the skytrain and got mulched for it.
I love mulch, mulch is so yummy
"Damn I really love mulch"
"How?"
"I just do"
Laying around all day after drinking hard on a friday/saturday night
Dude that darty/narty got me so fucked I had to mulch all day on sunday.
I HEREBY DECLARE THE ON THE 7TH DAY OF DECEMBER, IT IS TRUE THAT THE MULCH IS HERE
'THE MULCH IS HERE! IT MUST INDEED BE MULCH DAY!'