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A sexual act between two lesbians. One lesbian, typically the dominant one in the relationship, proceeds to defecate on the vagina of the other lesbian. The two then proceed to scissor, smearing the fecal matter over both of their vaginas. Oftentimes the two lesbians will not shave their pubic hair for a few weeks prior, building up a bush to place the "mulch" around.
Carrie and Amanda were so busy mulching that they didn't hear the doorbell ringing.
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you dig up a freshly barried female body and begin oral copulation with it. then, you have someone jump on her stomach so that her intestines flow into your mouth.
i need a toothbrush... we just got done mulching at the cemetary.
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Mulch - wood that is not hard. Made of the same material, but not hard.
Jenna was looking very nice today...I was mulching.
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A mulch is an annoying human being whose presence is simply futile and irrelevant.
*intervenes conversation*
"ugh, go away you mulch"
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The exquisite pairing of cannibus and a shitty rolling tobacco- mixed and finely chopped, which is smoked through a waterpipe. The outcome generally includes mild euphoria and retardation. Generally referred to as a steak and potato dinner.
My god that clown took a huge mulch and is dancing in his boots.
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splattered poo that sticks to the back of the toilet bowl after flushing. Frequently chunky and/or fibrous, thus resembling the landscaping product.
I really mulched the loo after after that vegetarian meal at Carole's.
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When the dubstep beat is dirtier than dirt and filthier than filth that the bass waves seem to radiate heat and pure stankiness, similar to a large pile of dank mulch.
Dude, that excision beat was so dirty I was just rolling in the mulch
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