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the pathetic pre-pubescent mustache with only a few hairs. This look is typically sported by white trash, lazy stoner high schoolers (or anyone too lazy to shave), kids trying to impress girls with their peach fuzz and OF COURSE, child molesters.
see: crustache; peach fuzz
Dude, nice molester mustache... ever heard of shaving?
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A police officer that shoots first, and asks questions later. A common expression for gamers in Halo 3 playing the 'Cops & Robbers' gametype.
"Yo Murphy watch out for Spartan93, he's a damn mustache cop."
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thick bushy mustache, rounded on the edges, commonly found on pornstars.
Commonly referred to as a porn stache
Jonny grew up and now can grow a porn mustache nearly as great as Tom Sellck's.
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A mustache of blood that appears on one's upper lip after eating a period blood soaked vagina.
That chick Nancy just gave Jon a Hotsauce Mustache!
Gross man, the only way to get it off is to use a Maxi-pad and medicated wipes.
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When some object or event is so incredibly amazing theirs no other human words to describe it.
Just Ozzy Osborn’s life can only be described as a mustache with titties.
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to jizz on ones upper lip and let it dry until it hardens.
yeah lick that monopoly mustach.
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If sex hair means what a girl's hair looks like after sex then sex mustache is what a mustache looks like after sex.
To a guy with a messy mustache: "Dude you have wicked sex mustache going on right now."
A mustache, post mustache ride.
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