my dad is beating me

he was arguing with my mom and he hit me

bruh moment my dad is beating me

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and my dad died yesterday

And my dad died yesterday is a term for trying to give someone a guilt trip. It is usually added at the end of the sentence to make people seem even more guiltier.

Person 1: Haha kid your a loser
Person 2: It's people like you that make me want to kill myself . . . And My DAD DIED YESTERDAY

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my dad is a war criminal

serbia

bosnian: haha u serbians suck!!!
serbian: my dad is a war criminal

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My dad beats me

A saying that some idiots say to make others feel bad for them and to get the special treatment

"My dad beats me for eating his pain pills. Ha ha dad, I can't feel the cricket bat!"

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my dad works at fortnite

when you hear this word you know your fucked delete your epic games account change your name run far far away. but 99% of times its a lie but be careful

hey deen my dad works at fortnite hes gonna delete your account!

my dads condom broke

This is the reason why I exist

Some time years ago.....

Dad: let's have sex
Mom: okeee
Dad: condom broke
Me years later: why did my dads condom broke?

At my dads town

Fake way to try and impress friends by saying you have something or have done something in your dad's town.

Kevin-Guys i have a 5 million dollar car At my dads town.
Guys-Bullshit.

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