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A shithole town with nothing but old, rich white people.
I live in Clemmons, NC. You mean you go to West Forsyth?
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The county seat of Nash County North Carolina and much more appealing than the neighboring Rocky Mount, which is constantly involved in attempts to annex it.
"Let's go to Nashville, NC"~Rocky Mount citizen
Typical Rocky Mount citizen: "Mom can you come pick me up? I'm at the Nashville Police station"
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A city where baby mamas have the same fathers and the small uptown looks like a old historic racist monument. Everyone and they grandma drive around in Nissan altimas and they think traveling in going to gaffeny or Charlotte . Hardly no high paying jobs and a old empty mall and a dry movie theater oh yea and a uprising of herpes.
Brian went with one of his baby mamas from Shelby,Nc to charlotte because he couldn’t make a life where people have no life .
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NC-4 Flying-Boat
The NC-4 Flying-Boat is a US naval World War II biplane. It was introduced in 1914 as a contestant in the transatlantic race from America to England. It was the first American plane to complete a transatlantic flight, so obviously, it beat the other competitors, the NC-1 sunk and the NC-3 was badly damaged. It has floats to allow it to sail and wings to allow it to fly; this is why it is called the “Flying-Boat”. Navy Curtiss built the NC-4.
Type: naval World War II biplane
Dimensions: span 38.4m; length 20.8m; height 7.4m
Payload: 5165kg
Speed: 146km/h
Range: 2366km
Ceiling: 1372m
The NC-4 won the Trans-Atlantic Race.
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Southport is a small town on the coast of North Carolina populated by pregnant teens, rednecks, retired old people who spend 90% of their time complaining, feminists, emo's, the occasional weeaboo, girls who actually enjoy "Simply Southern" apparel, and more rednecks. If you plan on taking a vacation here, you could invest your time eating at one of the two San filepe's(because one isn't enough for a really small town), watch a movie at Surf Cinema (hope you like the sounds of coughing because that's all your going to hear during your movie), or maybe head downtown and look at the scenery (which actually isn't terrible whenever you're not being attacked by seagulls).
Despite all the negativity, some of the people here are cool and it's an alright place to live
Person 1-"So where do you live?"
Person 2-"Southport NC"
Person 1-"Disgusting, go live in a better place like Wilmington or something"
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literally the shittiest place in all of north carolina. about 85% of the teenagers are drunken dope addicts and glue sniffers. All the women are extremely over weight, talk with the fakest country accent, and walk around claiming to be "rednecks" but dont even know what the fuck a 12 gauge is. all the men are also over weight, but usually do to drinking the cheapest fucking beer you can buy because they are worthless shits with not enough money to buy actual alcohol,and i swear they literally just fill up damned buckets of mud and shit and dump it all over their trucks claiming to have gone mudding. All and all, this place is literally horse shit, deep fried in cow piss, and smothered in the fucks i dont give about this place.
Here is a taste of what the morons who live in benson nc talk like:
Women: "HOWDY Y'ALL. IM WEARIN THESE PINK CAMO BOOTS TRYIN TA HIDE MAH LEG FAT FROM YA, EVEN THO I GOT A MUFFIN' TOP BIGGER THAN HALF THE ATLANTIC OCEAN! I LIKE TA' SHOOT MY F-150 AT THEM THERE DEER OVA YONDA. DO YA SMELL SOMETHIN FRYIN'?"
Men: "HEY Y'ALL I'MMA GOIN HUNTIN TONIGHT FO' SUM SQUIRRLE BECAUSE I'MMA PIECE OF SHIT WHO CAN'T AFFORD NO REAL MEAL CUZ' I DROPPED OUTTA' THAT THERE HIGH SCHOOL TA HELP MAH SISTA/WIFE ON THA' FARM."
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A sleepy little town in North Carolina. Everything closes at nine every evening- except the Port City Java, which closes at eight at the latest. DAMN THEM.
Billy: Hey, I'm going to Southport, NC for a vacation!
Joey: Why, what's there?
Billy: Peace and quiet. I am going to take a lot of naps.
Joey: You picked the right place to go.
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