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A napkin or cloth strategically placed on a plate or dish underneath pickles to block the flowing of juice from saturating another food.
I used a pickle napkin to stop the juice from flowing down the plate, getting my chip’s soggy.
When your niece is sitting next to you at McDonald's and she wipes the ketchup from her face onto your sleeve.
"I thought Alexandra was showing some affection for her good 'ol Uncle Mike but she just needed an Uncle Napkin."
A large, floppy labia, usually due to overuse or improper maintenance. Often found in pairs.
Carl: Honey Boo Boo's mom is enormous.
Rico: Yeah, I bet she's got a real nasty set of Ham Napkins.
Carl: I'd still do her. I think I have a problem.
A dirty cum rag. Often used as a napkin on fancy occasions.
"Jesse, set the table for thanksgiving. Use the good Philadelphia napkins!"
When one one or more parties chooses to suck a cock and refuses to swallow the seamen thus choosing to spit into a daisy napkin.
She sucked so hard I thought she was gonna swallow until I realized she was a napkin spitter.
When you jack off into a napkin and your girlfriend eats it.
I gave her the soggy napkin last night, she puked but totally loved it.
Friends you throw away after use
Napkin Friends. Use them. Abuse them. And throw them. (Away?)
Napkins have sad lives.