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a sexual position in which you put the female on her next, puke in her vagina, then plug it in.
Tim: What's wrong?
Jill: Oh nothing... I just got bacon narwhaled....
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A consequence of drinking too much cheap beer.
Man, did you see Mark? He had so much Natural Light he did the natty narwhal all over the back yard.
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1.) The sickest, illest, nastiest gamer on Xbox Live.
2.) One who pwns newbs daily in games like Halo and Call of Duty
I just got pwned by Nasty Narwhal!
Nasty Narwhal rapes shitty newbs like me in COD!
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April 22nd. A day for marveling at the beauty of narwhals, ancestors of unicorns.
Stephanie: "Guess what today is!"
Sarah: "Friday?"
Stephanie: "Narwhal Appreciation Day!"
Sarah: "I LOVE NARWHALS!"
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When a Narwhal bursts through the ice using it's lance like tooth to penetrate somone's anus.
My butt still hurts after that Narwhal gave me an Alaskan Narwhal Surprise.
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A chonky seal with a syringe in it’s head
Friend 1: Yo I was sticking syringes in my seal’s head
Friend 2: Wow you really were making a San Francisco Narwhal