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The New Hampshire Nasy is a dirty sex move. Usually between two people, but there is no reason it could not include more. First sailor hats must be worn. Second the girl must insert a nerf football into her pussy. The football will double as a contraceptive device becuase of its spongey and absorbent nature will soak up all the cum. Third all people involved must be covered in clam chowder.
Katie will give you the new hampshire nasty for as little as $5.75. You can't beat a price like that.
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Wow, why would i go to keene, new hampshire when i could go to killington.
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Minor League Baseball team affiliated with the Boston Red Sox. The New Hampshire Fats play in JJGII's backyard in Candia New Hampshire.
Guimond injured his ankle playing for the New Hampshire Fats.
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Taking a dump in a woman's mouth then proceeding to oral
SQ- I gave your mom a New Hampshire hotpocket last night.
The Lobstah- SQ, you're a tool...
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1. A former mill town on the Merrimack River that should have died after the fabled Amoskeag Mills, whose fabric ouput led to the city being dubbed "The "Cottonopolis of the World" in the first decades of the 20th Century, went bankrupt during the Great Depression, but somehow like a ghoulish vampire, the red-brick shithouse hangs on.
2. New England city, the largest north of Boston, that reportedly has more bars, gin mills, and licensed purveyors of strong waters, per capita, than any other city in the United States.
3. The "Queen City" of New Hampshire, which also ranks as the Marijuana Capital of New England, attracting buyers from all over, as the corrupt police force has a hand dealing and protection.
4. A cultural miasma famous for producing the McDonald's brothers, purveyors of the worst food in the world; Grace Metalious, author of the world's worst book "Peyton Place"; and Adam Sandler, the world's worst actor.
"Manchester, New Hampshire would rank as the asshole of the universe," Mr. Youch told his night class at the U.N.H. extension program, "but for one small detail."
"Wassthat?" Perk Pekins asked. I wasn't sure if Porky was leading Youch on or was just a world champion dumbass. I'd put my money on the latter.
"Wassthat?" Pekins asked again when Youch wasn't immediately forthcoming.
"Lewistown, Maine," the professor said in a stenorian tone.
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A place where it is socially acceptable to fuck your relatives and have no teeth. As a matter of fact the town line sign says "Welcome to Farmington, please leave your teeth at the town line"
Farmington New Hampshire: Where the men are men, and sheep run scared
Neil "Gee Bob, I've been wanting to marry my sister for the last 4 years, wonder where I can go to do that"
Bob "Well Neil, I know it's perfectly fine to marry your relatives in Farmington New Hampsire but you may have a hard time understanding the preacher because none of them have teeth"
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Being recently discovered, the New Hampshire Newtknuckle is only known to be performed among one-armed carnies and the deaf. The Newtknuckle involves a New Hampshire Newt being taken from the Boston Harbor and placed on the crotchel region of the person while wearing pants (or shorts), thus creating the look of a knuckle behind the zipper. Mostly used by women, the Newt then finds his new, watery home inside the vaginal canal. In rare occasions, it will find the anus. In rarer occasions, it will leave (see: dry pussy).
"Hey man, your mom has a bulge in her pants...it looks like a cock!"- Boy at the schoolyard, seeing other boy's mother.
"Nah man! She's just doin' a New Hampshire Newtknuckle!"- Proud son
"Ohhhhh...righteous!"- All boys at schoolyard