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A roleplayer who has many drafts to do, but contentiously puts them off until they pile up to about 47 drafts. A roleplayer who promises to get replies done that day, but does not.
Lisa the Slow RP Replies Queen: "I will get all 47 of my drafts done tonight! I swear--oh look a funny gif, teheheh." /reblogs the funny gif and forgets about drafts
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the email that's a reply to your email
what is the e.t.a of my reply-mail?
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She leaves you on open. You ask her why. She says, “sorry i suck at replying.” Just know she’s lying and just doesn’t want to talk to you.
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This is a test performed on somebody who is not replying to your text messages or has broken the 24 hour reply rule.
The test is to wait a MINIMUM OF 168 HOURS (this is very important) after the last time you sent them a text, and then send them a very universal conversation starter.
If they break the 24 hour reply rule again, then you have proven that they do not want to text you. That's because the chance of them coincidentally not having 15 seconds of time to reply to your text in 2 24 hour periods that are a week apart (assuming they have access and service to their phone) is less than 1 in a billion.
The only possible way this can be the case is if their phone is physically removed from their possession or destroyed. Although this is quite possible, if you keep in touch with the person through other means (facebook, myspace, or especially a face to face conversation) you can find out for sure.
Peter: Damn this girl ain't texting me back, wow
Steve: Has it been 24 hours since you last texted her?
Peter: Yea, why?
Steve: Do the 7 day reply test, wait a week and send her a conversation starter if she doesn't reply 24 hours after that then her phone must be lost/stolen/broken or she ain't tryna text you
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When you send somebody a text message and they do not reply within 24 hours there is a 95% chance that they readeleted your text and have willfully chosen not to reply
There is a less than 5% chance that they have lost their phone/phone was stolen, have been busy for a full 24 hours (so they couldn't even use their phone for 5 seconds, cause that's all it takes) or sent the message but the "delivery failed".
If it has been 24 hours and they have not replied, that's when you begin the 7 day reply test to confirm whether they want to text you or not.
Dan: Why have you been looking at your phone so much?
Steve: I'm waiting on Leann to reply
Dan: How long has it been since u sent her a text?
Steve: More than 24 hours.....
Dan: Don't you know the 24 hour reply rule? She more than likely readeleted your text man, do the 7 day reply test to see if she really wants to text you
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A retort by a poser clan known as the “Bomb Squad,” whom are characterized as inferior in intellect, and penile size or girth. Typically, said retort comes as at the end of an insult leveled by one or more of superior intellect (to a Bomb Squad member) and/or standing among their peers or society at large.
Human Being: Yo' momma is a carpenter's dream - flat as a board and so easy to nail."
Bomb Squad Reply: "You liar, the carpenter is just nice. I heard her thank him for a Cincinnati Bow Tie."
Human Being1: "Did you see his pecker ?"
Human Being2: "Are you serious, that was a guy? I thought it was an aroused female."
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1. Reply All Free-for-All or RAFFA is when friends want to slack off at work by emailing each other on one continous email. All members of the RAFFA put their email address on one email and write their message (usually about a crude subject and is written in their group-slang) and press the "Reply All" button so that every member receives that email. Receivers "Reply-All" to the same email after typing their response, and after hours of doing this, email chaos will begin to insue much like a Free-for-All. RAFFA language is specific only to that particular group of friends, so if anyone else outside that group (your boss) reads this, they will have no idea what is being said.
1. Greem types into the Reply All Free-for-All : Man, i hate my job. does errone wanna share a good droonk story bout last neught at the Dargness?
Greez responds:- Nah, just usual, took some beersches to da dome piece, tried to pig ub some sloots, but i just went home and jergged it to po-oorn CIH.
2. Mook: dude, how hilarious was that story bout ghost vuggin some veergeen on the RAFFA today.
3. Deez:- man, over 300 emails on the RAFFA today, thats a new record. this RAFFing is outta control
4. Greez types: meehhh i gots a lot of work to do today so take me off da RAFFA.
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