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Jersey (noun): used in place of Marijuana, or weed, dope, grass. Since being inconspicuous is the name of the game, any code word will help.
you will use a "good" players name when talking about "dank" weed. and vice-versa for "bush" weed.
1.) "Hey man, you got any Ovechkin jerseys?"
2.) "Hey man, running low on loot, got any JJ Reddick jerseys?"
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the shit stain in the underpants of america, it is worse than minnesota, wyoming and oklahoma combined, and thats bad nigga
Setting:Baltimore
Joe: Hey isnt that guy from jersey.
Pat:Yea he is, lets throw him into oncoming traffic
Joe:Fuck yea lets do it...fuck that nigga
Pat:Damn right...then lets go to roscoes chicken and waffles
(Fuck you Jon Stewart you cabbage eatin bastard. MD REPRESENTIN)
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A very small state that is located within the New Jersey and Garden State Turnpikes.
Man: I'm from Jersey.
Man2: Oh yourh from Joise, what exit?
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This is when your mate from Jersey is goosed out his mind at an after party and like out of nowhere he legs begin to stomp to imaginary music in his head. This new disco move is set to sweep the nation, everyone should join in
my mate Gerry was going wild last night at the party - he was certainly doing that new phenomenon the 'Jersey Stomp'
a girl from New Jersey that is a 6 on the 1-10 scale, thus meaning since she is slightly better than average, yet far from the top of the scale, she is reduced such exploits as blowing someone under the table of a Seaside Heights bar, or giving access to the back door for the budget price of a Jagerbomb and a place to sleep. They are usually sloppy drunk at the end of the night, and are often seen lighting the wrong end of a cigarette.
Joey: I banged a Jersey 6 last night.
Vinny: I know, bro. She was blowing me.
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When one is driving on the highway and switches three or more lanes at once. Typically done to avoid missed highway exits in heavy traffic, or to swing over to the fast lane to pass much slower traffic; without a turn signal or warning for other drivers.
"I got pulled over on 465 for doing a jersey sweep in front of State Police and it cost me $150."
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when you travel from the far left lane all the way to the exit ramp in one quick motion
Often done on the NJ Turnpike and the Garden State Parkway
That guy scared the shit out of me when he did a jersey slide in front of me.
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