ovechkin

Alexander Ovechkin, of the Washington Capitals. The nastiest player in the NHL, he makes a habit out of making people look like idiots even in his first season . . .

Regardless of the hype, Ovechkin is much better than Krosby.

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ovechkin

A shot in Beer Hockey when the quarter hits the beer so hard it knocks the beer down causing it to spill directly on the victims crotch. Named after Alex Ovechkin, the best hockey player in the world.

In BHL action Kenny Ovechkined Clark causing him to have a stain in his crotch followed by immense drinking.

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Ovechkin

a Russian word that translates to "hockey god" in English.

Did you see that goal in the Caps game the other day? It was on every highlight reel. Yep, Ovechkin scored it.

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Ovechkin

v.- choke
adj.- overrated

Alex Ovechkin is the Capitals "captain" who led his team to a failed game 7 against the Penguins in 2009, Russia to elimination in the 2010 Olympics against Canada (and Sidney Crosby) and a game 7 loss in the first round against 8th seed Montreal in 2010. Three HUGE losses in less than a year? Sounds like choking to me.

Antonyms: Sidney Crosby (meaning - hockey god, leader, winner, ect.)

v- Take small bites, you might Ovechkin.

v- I hope my team doesn't Ovechkin in the finals.

adj- Everybody thinks that car is so great, but it's Ovechkin.

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Ovechkin

A full grown man who sleeps with inanimate objects

"Hey Joe did you see that huge Teddy bear on Jerry's bed?"
"Yeah, He's such an Ovechkin! He's never going to get a real date!"

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Alexander Ovechkin

Hands down the best hockey player in the world. He is just a complete boss.

Alexander Ovechkin is way better than that bitch Sidney Crosby

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Alex Ovechkin

Some really ugly Russian hockey player that plays for the Caps. He made a fool out of himself at the Vancouver 2010 Olympic Games, because he lost, BADLY. He can't even score a 51st goal, like Sidney Crosby can.

He is also very creepy looking.

Guy #1: "Dude, that chick is ugly"
Guy #2: "Yeah, she must be Alex Ovechkin's kid"
Guy #1: "No shit, she even has a really ugly moustache, like her daddy!"

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