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A bunch of bears on unicycles.
Andrew:is that a bear riding a unicycle?
Alex: no its a bunch of russians
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A car that is salvaged and is fixed but poorly and is being sold by a russian
Dude that car has been russianized look at that bondo job.
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To have the Russians. To be on (her, my) Russians.
To have (the, her, my) Russians going on.
Meaning: the condition of a menstruating woman; to have (her, my) periods.
The analogy is believed to come from the color of blood as compared to the red color, the dominant communist color during the Soviet era. It may also come from the fact these circumstances may appear annoying at first, although are not an obstacle or true inconvenience, when the situation calls for it (such as the need or craving for doing sports or having sex).
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- She would not do it that night, dude...
- Why is that ?
- She said she had the Russians going on...
- Too bad indeed. Mine wouldn't mind about that.
(2)
- I'd rather give you a blow than let you mess with my Russians
(3)
- Let's go have fun at my place, babe!
- Dude, you turn me on so bad I can't say no to that... Must tell ya though.. I got the Russians going on tonight, is that OK ?
- Absolutely! I'm gonna go kick their ass big time. Not an issue for me plus you're so hot I can't help it.
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Jessica : Are you joining us in the pool or what?
Jennifer : Russians going on. Day 2. I'd rather not today.
(5)
Whitney: Taking the pill got my Russians under control.
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A nation of mongol-raped descendants.
With current male population of alcoholics and sissy, behind-the-tanks hiding bitches who think courage is all about making war with tanks against fists.
With current female population of world's cheapest whores and high self-esteem bitches, who take things for granted and usually settle for some hairy dicks up their asses in the end, cause their male counterparts are impotents.
Some world-class hypocrites who feel respect comes only through fear and would better starve their own children to death and die themselves than enter into an actually win-win deal with another "inferior" nation. The logic's simple: "I will suffer, but they will suffer more".
A nation of pathologically retarded-minded people, who did not have a single worthy ruler of Russian descent throughout the history, but still remain to be one of the most racist people on earth who think it's OK for them to go to the Russian part of the Caucasus mountains for rest, but deny pass to Moscow to the Caucasian citizens of their own mother-fuck'n'-land.
A nation of a very strong inferiority complex, who owe the largest portion of their scientific achievements to their citizens or ex-citizens of Jewish descent but yet remain to be massively antisemitic.
Russians: A nation that will sooner eat their own shit than simply admit the obvious that the "western world" is simply better in all aspects: political, economical, cultural, humanitarian, educational .... in other words FUCK NAZI-COMMUNIST NATION OF INGRATES THAT ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS FOR THE WHOLE WORLD!!!
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an autistic failed abortion fag there name is usually something like igor or vladimir and they drink a lot of vodka and have 18 wives they are all in the mafia thats why they love guns so much, and usually have a youtube channel with guns and knife reviews
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1. A drunk who's staple is Absolut vodka
2. a hot russian girl (see joan)
3. someone who wears little to no clothing
The russian is drunk, high, and naked. Oh how i love the motherland.
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Jewish in Brooklyn, NY (Brighton Beach) or in Israel, etc. but born a Russian-speaker in the former USSR (Soviet Jews). Most of these "Russians" speak Russian among themselves. Most Russian stores, Russian newspapers, Russian restaurants, etc. in America are in fact Jewish-owned and operated in the interests of Jewish immigrants living outside the former Soviet Union. They love ethnic Russian food, read their news about Israel in Russian, watch their Brooklyn-based TV in Russian, etc. Not to be confused with real Russians.
An American asks a group of people who speak with an accent: Are you German? (Italian? Albanian?...) No, we are Russian, they answer.
Wow! How did you get to America?
Our family was persecuted in Russia because we are Jewish.
Oh, OK.
Also: Clueless Russian President Putin addressing former Soviet emigres on his visit to Israel: "Fellow compatriots... "
Also: "My grandparents/parents came from Russia..." - This usually means they were Jewish.
Also: "Russian Mafia" - Mostly Soviet-born Jews who speak Russian. More proper to call it the Red Mafia.
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