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A place where you go to until you are an adult where you get taught how to solve the opposite angles of triangles and the humour in Shakespeare, but nothing about how to pay a bill, write a cheque, find a flat.
(To all saying that school is necessary for a decent life, I challenge that having a brain is required for a decent life. I'm a college dropout yet I'm doing well enough at the moment working for a decent company in a job that's a laugh riot compared to the dejection, bullying and harassment suffered in education from the age of 5.)
"Don't they teach you anything in school these days?"
- "Er, not really, we learn how to ace standardised tests"
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1.The reason most people who are teens comit suicide. See suicide
2. A place where the goverment stuffs Young brains with useless shit so they can compete with Japan on whos the smartest; So they can take credit and forget about the students happiness.
Teacher:Today in school, we will stuff youre mind with shit you will never use in you're life.
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The thing that gives Satan nightmares at night.
Satan: Mom! Help me I’m scared!
Satan’s Mom: What is it, Satan? Did you have a nightmare?
Satan: I’m thinking of school again!
Satan’s Mom: What are you thinking!!! Don’t give me nightmares too! Those humans are crazy!
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That place kids are forced to go to for an education even though most of the shit learned will never help you later in life. School is also the place where you have to sit there 7 hours a day, 5 days a week, plus fukin homework which could stack the fuk up if your teacher is just a whore. When your done with school most kids just go home and smoke pot and kill brain cells anyway.
Teacher: School is so fun! Let's learn some shit!
Student: Shut the fuk up, time to sleep bitch.
The government's excuse of brainwashing us students.
School Teacher: QUIET!!!!
Student: SHUT UP YOU MIND CONTROLLING BITCH!!!
Student's Friend: Yeah, school is stupid!!!!
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A place where everyone secretly hates each other includin students, staff and teachers and is a nightmare. They force you to do useless work while they also expect you to put up with peer pressure,your home life and social life.
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