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A day in which men must masturbate and ejaculate according to the day of the month. For example, on the first of December, masturbate and "bust a nut" once. On the second, do it twice. On the third, three times. This continues until the 31st in which you will do it 31 times that day.
Man 1: "Hey man, ready for Destroy Dick December?"
Man 2: "Hell yeah!"
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destroy that dick lol, 1 time on the first , twice on the second, and so on until 31 times on the 31st
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Sorta like no nut November but you must nut every day for the whole month of december
Dude 1. Are you participating in destroy dick December
Dude 2. Hell yeah
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December is the month where you apply your hands in a slapping action to any penis (male or female) you may encounter.
Terry: “do you have a dick”
Todd: “yeah?”
Terry: *slaps Todd’s dick*
Todd: “Why’d you do that?”
Terry: “It’s slap dick December”
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A month where you can hit/punch Any boy in there dick for the month
To get back at the boys for slap ass October, have fun!
Sarah: *punches jacks dick*
Jack: wtf?
Sarah: it’s hit dick December, remember?
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the girls are firing back after no but november with deny dick december
girl 1: my boyfriend wants me to come over tonight
girl 2: no! remember it’s deny dick december?
girl 1: oh yeah!
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Where you finna nut so hard every day of december, the first day you gotta nut once. Then the second day twice and so on. By the end of december you wont be able to feel your left leg
Dude one: Dude its all about destroy dick December.
Dude two: yeah, im gonna beat my meat so hard i wont be able to feel my left leg bro.
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