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homer is my hero...he is the greatest man in the history of human existance
"If you're gonna get mad at me every time i do something stupid, i guess ill just stop doing stupid things"
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Everyone's favorite over-weight, yellow-bellied bald-guy. Wears a short-sleeved shirt when wearing a tie. Isn't that weird?
"Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man - from Happyland! In a gum-drop house on Lollypop Lane! ... Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic."
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Generally refers to a large group of soccer parents who, despite being abused by a popular youth soccer club based in San Diego, continue to sing its praises.
Me: Hey Som & Deb why do you continue to trudge through muddy horse manure laden parking lots to deal with pretentious parents and snotty kids when there are a million other clubs out there?
Them: Because we love Surf and need the Surf patch to validate our self worth!
Me: You are such Surf Homers!
to support a team so blindly as to defy conventional wisdom
Jacko is such a blind homer that he thinks the Ravens will go 13-3 despite their awful record last year and their horrible players.
It is generally know as a sexual act that only happens in a gas station in Cleveland, it involves a tiger, 3 bowls of pudding, a german gas mask, and 411.385 plastic dildos.
yo Henri "danger" Bergeron was totally bunting a homer with that chick last week.
1. a cartoon character in "The Simpsons" that eats too much, drinks too much beer, and all in all is a complete moron, just funnier than the average moron.
2. when a person succeeds when he/she does not know what they are doing. at all.
3. pure, crazy, insane luck.
"That four year old's driving!"
"But he just won the Daytona 500!"
"Looks like he pulled a Homer Simpson"
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