nude skiing

The act of sitting in a dark room naked and giving hand jobs to your left and right.

Did you hear about Jodie? Apparently she wants to go nude skiing with Lewis and Ege!

Nude Book

A pornographic magazine typically with photographic images of naked ladies found new on the top shelf of newsagents managed by broad minded retailers or found second hand in waste ground. Phrase was mostly used by teenage boys in 1980s when speaking of said genre of magazine or also be used as a term to chastise their friends. The term is of Glaswegian origin and perhaps used exclusively in Scotland.

Hey you, ya nude book, what time is detention?
Hey geeza shot of that nude book that you found doon the park!

Nude Punin

Female not wearing underwear (poo-nin)

Hey, Danelle, it's so hot I'm nude punin; who needs underwear on a day like this?

nudes etiquette

A) Responding with a text saying you liked the nudes even if you did not.
B)Replying with nudes if it's between you and someone you like / love.

Clarissa: I sent Jared my nudes and he did not reply. The jerk.
Lisa: He totally violated nudes etiquette 101. He does not deserve your nudes.

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Discount Nudes

Not real nudes

Discount nudes are pictures of things most people wouldn't expect to be defined as nudes.

Examples of discount nudes include pictures of legs, thighs, arms, ankles, etc.

I'm a simple man, I just need some discount nudes in my life.

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Nudes day

On April 17 through 19 is nudes day, either your boyfriend or girlfriend sends you nudes of themselves on ft or a picture on snap or Instagram

Nudes day is a wonderful holiday

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nuded up

nu·ded up

adj.

1 : not covered by clothing : NUDE
2 : devoid of customary or natural covering : BARE: as a : not enclosed in a sheath or scabbard <a naked sword> b : not provided with a shade <a naked lightbulb> c : of a plant or one of its parts : lacking pubescence or enveloping or subtending parts d : lacking foliage or vegetation e of an animal or one of its parts : lacking an external covering (as of hair, feathers, or shell)
3 a : scantily supplied or furnished b : lacking embellishment : UNADORNED
4 : devoid of concealment or disguise

Well, the maid opened the door and there I was, nuded up. All I could say was 'Hey?'

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