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When a man from Switzerland has vicious anal with a dog
Ryan did a Switzerland dog pound last night
An exclamation used when extremely frustrated with oneself, usually after forgetting to use birth control and becoming pregnant by a European.
Friend - "I can't believe you're pregnant after having sex with that Italian guy."
You - "I know! Fuck me on a mountain in Switzerland!"
Friend - "At least he had a big dick, right?"
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THIS is all you need to know:
http://www.ch.ch/index.html?lang=en
Emblems
of Switzerland (Schweiz / Suisse / Svizzera / Svizra )
History books document the first reference to the Swiss cross around 1339. At that time, the citizens of Bern tended to sew two strips of white cloth in the shape of a cross on their clothes before resolutely marching off to battle. It was only in 1815 that politicians officially recognised the white cross on a red background in the Constitution as the Swiss national emblem, which to this day remains a symbol of neutrality and independence.
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Switzerland is a neutral country. So when your friends get in an argument and you don't want to take sides you yell "I am Switzerland. "
"Beth tell PJ he's wrong"
Beth "I am mother fucking Switzerland"
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Spooning with your significant other with a boner, kowing it's going nowhere
We had a fight so I'm going in for a Switzerland surrender
A word often used by tourists or expats in switzerland to say that they paid way too much for something.
Dude you just paid 8 bucks for a big mac?
You've been switzerlanded!
**Switzerlanded** (verb)
*switz·er·land·ed | \ ˈswit-sər-lan-dəd \*
1. When someone is absolutely crushing it, just like Switzerland with its impeccable reputation for quality and neutrality. They're not just good, they're top of the Alps!
2. To be in a state of serene success, where everything is as smooth as Swiss chocolate and as timely as a Swiss watch.
3. The act of achieving peak performance, leaving others in awe like the majestic Swiss mountains.
It's a fun way to say someone is doing exceptionally well, with a nod to the high standards and cool composure associated with Switzerland. 🇨🇭🏔️
Example:*
- "Did you see Maya's presentation? She totally Switzerlanded it—every slide was a masterpiece!"
- "I've been Switzerlanded at work this week; my boss loved my ideas, and I got a shoutout at the meeting!"