euphoria (visual novel)

Fucked-up visual novel by Clockup. Clockup makes a lot of fucked up torture porn visual novels, but this one is the most well-known and infamous. It also has an anime adaptation, though with less emphasis on the plot and more emphasis on the rape scenes.

The protagonist (if we can call him that) wakes up in a white room with six other women, with almost no means of escape except for one. He plays the role as the "key", while the other women are the "keyholes." In order to escape, he must rape each of the girls in a specific way. Refusal to play the game leads to death via electric chair (it's not pretty, trust us).

This game is NOT for the faint of heart or those with a weak stomach. Lots of rape, lots of scat, and one of the characters looks like a prepubescent kid. It's as fucked up as you can get.

Person A: I only watch REAL anime. My favorite is Euphoria (visual novel).
Person B: You mean the fucked up hentai with all the rape and literal shit?
Person A: Yes.
Person B: You need to get your head checked.

20👍 5👎

Great American Novel

Menstrual period.

Not tonight . . . I'm writing the Great American Novel.

12👍 16👎

True Crime Novel

True Crime Novel is a ship between the characters Sonia Nevermind, Toko Fukawa and Shuichi Saihara, Sonia from SDRV/GD, Toko from THH, and Shuichi from NDRV3, all from the Dangaronpa franchise

Person 1: broo True Crime Novel is very underrated

Person 2: Aren't they all from different games ? And barely interacted ?

Person 1: y-yeah but still- those type of ships are cool

3👍 1👎

New Moon novel

The second installment of the Twilight Saga. In this book Bella faces fears pertaining her aging and the restraints she has while being human and dating a vampire. After a horrid incident during her 18th birthday celebration, Edward decides to break-up since he feels he is going to disrupt her future, since he brings danger to her life. She goes through a drastic depression and sleep disorders. Subsequently, making her father rather worried for her. Bella turns to Jacob for love and friendship and is well rewarded. He becomes her best friend in a short period of time, they were friends as children but never like this. Now, Bella is STILL heartbroken and hallucinates that Edward is there to protect her when she is near danger, she hears his voice very clearly. This becomes an addiction, and she tries to look for trouble on purpose just to hear him again. The story is much darker and there is more suspense and action involved since the wolf pack is introduced, and they are trying to catch Victoria (nomad vampire who wants to take her revenge on Bella for what Edward did to her mate).

1. " What is that you have on your hands?"
2. "This is the New Moon novel by Stephenie Meyer. I am going to give it back to the library. I enjoyed it while it lasted."
3. "I hear it was depressing and poorly written. It's amazing you're actually reading these books...you're into adult fiction"

2👍 3👎

based on the novel Push by Sapphire

When something is so enormous a single word or two cannot describe it, it must be named and then followed by a long, irritating subtitle that must be repeated every time the original object is mentioned.

I just took a shit so big it was based on the novel Push by Sapphire.

75👍 22👎

you should write a novel

A phrase used to discredit someone's ideas or beliefs.

Cobalt: Have you heard? Worms living in our brain are making us drink unhealthy amounts of water!
Cyan: Oh, how amazing.
You should write a novel.

Throw the novel in the trash

A way to say that something that’s shit is shit, even if you worked really hard on it.

David: “Hey Gordon, check out this short film I made!”
Gordon: *watches short film*
David: “So what did you think?”
Gordon: “Throw the novel in the trash.”