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NUMPTY

Someone who calls himself Chickey and has ginger hair

The Chickey is a right numpty

by Nishyboy September 18, 2003

8๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


numpty

a realy stupid silly person

'hahahahahaha ur such a numpty'said bitch fries funnily.

by Ackass September 11, 2005

6๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


NUMPTY

NUMP-TEE someone so stupid that he starts fights with evil b*****ds like satan and ME! also he has the muscle tension of a Kit-kat and can not even lift a computer monitor on his own

(see also) martin friend

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

6๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


numpty

Bollington is full of them
and it is the cricket clubs favourite word

bollington is numptyville

look at those numptys

by kristina September 13, 2004

6๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


numpty

Numpty: 1. a rare carcenogenic orchid native to the congo driven from there natural habitat by migrant guatemalan farmers and the north american grey squirrel now indigenous to the interior of 21 ft scaffold tubes marked with yellow paint.

2. a pre-pubescant sewer rat.

Usage: CEO of SGB (Scaffold Gt Britain): Ted I wonder if the Numpties will bloom early this year?

Dynorods bright young starlet/Yolanda enthusiast: DON'T NONE OF YOU NUMPTIES MOVE OR ILL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHERFUCKING SINGLE ONE OF YA!!!

by Cheekygreenmug January 23, 2004

6๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


numpty

A person, who, for their public personality seems as if they can be compared to the pleasant 'Humpty Dumpty'... but when in the comfort of being alone in their room takes out the Jack Daniels and wacks off to a taped episode of Sesame Street.

When u donate to the Boy Scouts just to see them jump for joy

by claudia January 1, 2004

13๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


NUMPTY

A person over 50 years of age, who is bad tempered, always wears a cap, sounds like a sheep and is a yard manager in Wilsons Auctions in Portadown.

Wenty you numpty bitch

by Jason Potts December 23, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž