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The speech that comes about 6 months into a dating relationship, where the woman (usually) asks if the relationship will be leading to marriage, and if it isn't, let her find a less commitment phobic suitor. Very similar to a star athlete who is riding the bench asking his manager to "Play me here or trade me to a team that will."
"How are things going with the new girl??"
"Not good, she gave me the Play me or Trade me speech last weekend..."
"After two months of dating?? That is harsh.."
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Usually when a star athlete is benched for a period, they come out to the media and ask the Coach to play me or trade me, meaning get me on the field or let me go somewhere else and play. When you have been dating a woman for about six months, (or six weeks, in some cases), she may ask you where this relationship is going, ie either play me (marry me) or let me find someone else that will (trade me)
"How are things going with Sue??" "well, she gave me the "Play me or Trade me" speech last night, because we have been dating for a year and haven't mentioned getting married"
"Bummer, I feel for you..."
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the pick me battle will go down in...
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pick me girl 1: lmaoo you actually think the boys like you, i only hang out with boys to avoid girls like you.
pick me girl 2: oh yeah? well at least i'm not wearing ANY makeup to cover my acne. i'm all natural
pick me girl 1: natural my ass. i see those fake eyelashes. u white bitch, can't even have long natural lashes like me!
pick me girl 2: lmao ok. just shut the fuck up and go back in the kitchen you whore.
pick me girl 1: aww sweetie pie seems to forget she's a girl too!! girls like you shouldn't have never been given the opportunity to vote
pick me girl 2: pleaseee, i can do much more than you, thats why my vote counts. i bet you can't even skate, or play games.
pick me girl 1: oh, but i can. i can skate, play video games, and i even wear baggy clothes. are you shocked?
pick me girl 2: you're such a pick me girl
pick me girl 1: kill yourself.
-pick me V.S. pick me
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A saying used or yelled out loud when you hurt yourself from stupidity.
I opened the cupboard to grab a glass out and as I shut it I pinched my finger so I grabbed my hand and yelled out loud, “FUCK ME AND CALL ME SALLY!” Works like a charm every time!
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The popular game played by a fellow to find out if the girl of his dreams loves him,by plucking the petals from a flower,or by plucking any soft material,by chanting "She loves me,she loves me not," over and over,until all the petals or material is gone.
Kenny,Kevin,Uriah,Harun,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Bill,Jim,and Tom all played the game of She loves me,she loves me not, by plucking the pompoms on their snowhats.
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A game played on TikTok where you are challenged to say something without directly saying it.
Girl in TikTok: Tell me without telling me your boyfriend is the best boyfriend ever. I’ll go first…
*girl pans camera to her boyfriend lovingly picking out all the stuff she hates off her extra large pizza*
Me: looks over to my husband who won’t even hold the door open for me when he enters a store.
*cries cus I know I’ll never know what that feels like*
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(mount, as a horse). (ride me, to fuck me hard and fast)
He's going mount me and ride me like a horse tonight. I can't wait!
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