noun. Fecal matter excreted through the vagina. This is generally caused by the presence of a recto-vaginal fistula (a small tear in the tissue separating the rectum from the vaginal canal).
synonym: queefshit.
With no bathroom in sight, Brenda clenched her ass shut tightly, but much to her chagrin, her shit passed through her fistula and plopped out her pussy as a cooch turd.
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Noun: A woman who uses sex for material gain.
Verb: To use sex for material gain.
A friend of mine coined this phrase. Since she rarely says anything disparaging, it is both scathing and funny.
She cooch mooched a car out of him.
That cooch mooch is looking for a sugar daddy.
1. a male slut.
2. male jiggaloo
3. will work for pussy
4. captain save-a-ho
Look at that pimp running around rescuing girls at the club.
that guy is such a cooch man, he'll do anything to get some ass.
He's a lover not a fighter.
A tampon. (to clog the Cooch, dur)
She was on the rag, her monthly crazy time, and needed a new cooch clogger.
A person that don't ride the cock.
Marissah: "But honey, I want the feeling back by tomorrow. I have an interview."
Jason: "Bitch! Don't be a cooch potato, ride the dick!"
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Oww my vag hurts because my razor was so dull it gave me cooch burn
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