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Being fired at a job less than two weeks after starting.
"Hey, I thought you just started working at a Fast Food Restaurant what happened?"
"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."
Getting Mooched: Getting fired from your new job in 10 days or less.
Getting double Mooched: Getting divorced and fired within 10 days.
Getting triple Mooched: Quitting your previous really good job, getting divorced AND getting fired.
"Tony just got Mooched! He made an inappropriate phone call in front of a customer and got fired on the spot!"
"OMG you know Vincenzo?" "Yeah". "You know his wife left him because he got a new job working for that guy who doesn't respect women?" "Yeah, sure." "He just got fired for shitting with the toilet seat down." "Man he only started there 10 days ago!" "Yeah he got double Mooched!"
Got fired disgracefully, a bully who got kicked out.
Dude, Anthony Scramucci (Mooch) got mooched so bad. LOL! He even didn't last 10 days in the White House. He was like, whoever don't follow rules they need to leave, they will be fired. Guess who got fired? Mooch! Mooch got mooched. Muhahahahaaaa
Someone who wants something for free .. someone who takes and takes but doesn't give back.
Matt is the biggest MOOCH ive ever seen
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Someone who takes and takes but never gives. They could take food, money or anything that you give them but never give you anything in return.
Aaron is such a moocher. He keeps asking me for money and never drops a penny!
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noun: mooch; plural noun: mooches
A Mooch is a specific unit of measurement denoting ten (10) days of employment. The word is a Eponymously named after Anthony Scaramucci who was employed as the White House Communications Director in the U.S. President Trump administration for ten (10) days.
"I've been at my new place of employment for one mooch and I can tell that it is going to work out just fine!"
"Carl certainly has his life together. He's been employed at a Whitley Penn for over 180 mooches."
"I've been trying to suck my own cock for the past mooch; however, I haven't even managed to get just the tip."
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A scab or freeloader who comes to your house uninvited and overstays his welcome (For more than about 3 days) and proceeds to eat all your food, stink up your bathroom, take all your drugs and just generally leech all the blood from your body during their stay.
"Don't let John in again, he is the biggest moocher."
"Your'e not coming over if your'e going to mooch again!"
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