50M Mince

An event in which only the most skilled Mincers can participate. It involves mincing acorss a 50 meter long course as quickly as one can mince.

Colin is vying for the world record in the coveted 50M Mince at the Gay Sports Day.

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juggling mince

Verb
The action of one who is struggling to locate the clitoris and stimulate a female correctly

Julio was all fingers and thumbs last night, i swear he heas down there juggling mince! Im giving him one more chance on saturday to get it right!

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mince pie

when you shit in a girls fanny and mince it up with your dick

Peter: did you have a good christmas john?

John: yeah - i gave lucy a mince pie; fucking slag.

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mince meat

Saying stupid stuff. Doing stupid things. Not thinking through what you are going to do.

David is such a mince meat, that he thought the Full House theme said "heat man tv" rather then "evening TV."

David is such a mince meat, he thought Lucas had been in Sweden the night before he played a soccer game in Oregon!

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Get Minced

Similar in meaning to get roasted and is a fun and obsessive way to say it.

"The color on my shirt is brighter than your future"
"Ooooohhh! Get minced!"

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Mince Pie

Very similar to the shocker where two of your fingers enter the vagina of the woman and your pinky enters the anus.
However, once you have pulled out your fingers from both holes and see that your pinky is now covered in faeces you flip your hand 180 degrees anti clockwise and insert your fingers again this time the faeces covered pinky will enter the vagina.

Ellis: bro, I totally gave her the mince pie last night! She wasn’t happy though
Kieran: you’re one dirty fuck you like

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Fanny Mince

It's a word you can use for absolutely anything.

"Did you go to the market today?" - mum
"FANNY MINCE" - Danny

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