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Achieving simple goal with complex solution or old fashioned punishment .
I don't want to do my assignment that is due tomorrow so I will make my teacher leave our school, like killing one bird with two stones or more.
Achieving simple goal with complex solution.
I don't want to do my assignment that is due tomorrow so I will make my teacher leave our school. Killing one bird with two stones or more.
You can’t have more than one significant other.
-Caleb Smith 2019
“Devin, I know you like both of those girls. I hate to tell you, but you can’t put one horse in two barns!”
a term used to publicly announce when someone has just made an idiotic comment. It usully starts with the countdown "three, two, one," followed by the person franticly pointing at forhead then pointing at person who made the the idiotic comment, then the person announce's "dick on your head" in an aggressive/lighthearted way, depending on how stupid the comment was.
can also be used as a greeting.
person a: I like BLUE!
person B: what?
person C: stupid fool!
person B and Person C: "Three Two One, dick on your head!"
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we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD
Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing
A milquetoast version of the standard "missionary position" where as the male is on top, and he executes only two moves...up and down.
Victoria was very disappointed that, while Carl was cute and wealthy, the only move he knew in bed was the Tulsa One Two.
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When you make your v6 mustang into a twin turbo coyote mustang
I just threw a little one two may whether at er