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A filipino male with spikey hair , lots of energy , sometimes seen with a fake slash on his left eye & dancing-all-the-time DJ. If you are in the bay area you will need to be equipped with a device to locate positive energy , wild instinct , & loud but contagious attitude ! He will take you to ORBIT !
Dammm , that AJ Orbit got me feeling like I'm from a different planet !
Navigating through a group of fat people, either in a crowd or in a line
In order to move along the buffet line, I had to orbital commander around a group of fatties lingering around the chocolate fountain.
orbital bomber - n - A space craft used to bomb terrestrial targets from orbit. Generally they deploy tungsten rods about 20 feet in length and 1 foot in diameter and strike with immense power.
"HIMEOBS orbital bombers have just struck enemy positions inside the mountain. There's no way they could've survived that!"
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The act of commencing a high yeild military strike on a planet's surface using a satallite or spacecraft as a weapons platform.
Attacks of this manner can be noted for the ability to deliver increasingly large amounts of firepower to a surface target anywhere in the hemisphere with accuracy rivaling that of a smart-bomb due to all targets being in the Line of Sight.
These attacks are also nearly impossible to defend against, as solid projectiles must fight gravity to engage attacking ships and orbiting vessels can manuver better than ground targets. Thus dramaticly reducing the risk of the attack...
Single precision attacks are often reffered to as an orbital strike while more powerful salvo and barrage styled attacks tend to be used for leveling a metropolis or larger.
Uses of an Orbital Bombarment include Ground-Force Suppression, Instalation Neutralization, and for those of us with no reguard for civilian life... Genocide.
Enemy forces are on the move... commence orbital bombardment on these coordinets.
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Black people with extremely fair complexions (because they're so HIGH yellow it's like they're in orbit around the earth).
JASON: Why aren't there any Black people in Guitar Hero?
DERON: There's Tom Morello; he's actually Halfrican.
JASON: But he's in orbit yellow; he'd ruin the curve on the brown paper bag test!
DERON: One-drop rule.
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The most badass way to orbit because it is the way all planets orbit!!!!
What is the planets elliptical orbit?
The phenomenon by which a person loses 20 IQ points or more by being in the vicinity of a stupid person
"Nathan caused Kevin to suffer from orbital ignorance almost daily".