jeep owner

Most jeep owner either have extremely big noses and microscopic dicks, they are extremely jealous of anyone who drives a diesel truck especially if it's a Cummins. They always talk shit and can't take it back.

Jeep owners are gay

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Plantation owner

A white man who is currently 'friends with benefits' with numerous black women.

That Johan McClydesdale is banging Tennisha today, he is such a plantation owner. He was banging Ayiesha yesterday, Meka the day before, and Quintasia the day before that. He is a godly man.

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No Owner Boner

The phantom penis of sorts. The sight, smell, or touch, of an owner-less erect penis.

Tyler - "I was dancing with a girl and turned around to feel a raging boner poking me in the ass."

Karl - "Was it the girl's?"

Tyler - "It was a No Owner Boner."

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ngage owner

someone who is attracted to the same sex; homosexual.

that guy in drag is such an ngage owner

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vagina owner

a woman

Wow this bar is hopping with vagina owners tonight!

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Café Owner

A group of people on stan twitter.

Someone can become one by joining one of our groupchats and then putting "café owner" in their name.
The café owners stan Lana Del Rey, Nicki Minaj, Marina and Lorde.
The café owners will drag anyone that goes against them 👁️
The use of "👁️" means they see you and will drag you the next time you try it.

Dm @bustedew, @ fiftysbaby @nosoylaprincesa

The original café owner is @fiftysbaby.

Don't drag café owners, they'll end you 👁️

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Dog owner

A dog owner is a fat retarded sad pathetic waste of oxygen who feels his life is that sad he or she needs to buy a dog well guess what if you are one of these people who have a dog kill yourself you sad smell prick low life scum.

Hey ur a dog owner who me yes your a sad low life faggot with no friends

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