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hey bitch you can ride my pepperoni pony.
id love to
When a plan is made after a night of intensive alcohol consumption and has a very low percentage of actually occuring. Called 'Pepperoni' , as this most likely occurs at a pizza place.
EXAMPLE 1:
"Urg, last night I told a guy in my class we should start a study group and be best friends. What a pepperoni promise"
EXAMPLE 2:
"Tomorrow I am going to wake up and be a better person. I am going to take care of myself, do some community service, oh yeah, tomorrow I start my journey!"
Next Day: " Yeah, that was a huge pepperoni promise.. I'm not doing any of that"
The man with pepperoni for nipples
Papa Pepperoni is freaking gay
When you go from sucking dick to kissing him on the mouth
“She went down on me and then came up for a kiss”
“She wanted a pepperoni kiss”
A partial nip slip. Typically with only the areola showing.
“Hey Sara! Look down, you’re popping pepperoni. Fix yourself you slut”
A Pepperoni Throat is when one individual slice of Pepperoni slaps the back of your throat, lodging itself into your jugular. Then creating a burning sensation causing your uvula to burn. Drinking milk, or peeling the lodged Pepperoni fromantic the back of the throat cures Pepperoni Throat.
Damn, I got a bad case of Pepperoni Throat.
Ohhh, no. Did you get Pepperoni throated again?
Nipples that look like a pepperoni or are larger than pepperonis
I took of her shirt to find large and disgusting pepperoni nipples.
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