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George W. Bush on steroids. Take all the bad things about Bush and amplify by 10 and you have Rick Perry.
Utters "Amurica!" and "Freedum!" in every sentence instead of every other sentence.
Even more hawkish - carries a gun with him at all times, and is known to use it on small animals that get too close.
Greater religious fanaticism - In April of 2011, as governor of Texas, held an "official" prayer rally for rain in his drought-stricken state. Let's see how that worked out for him: in April only 60% of Texas was under severe drought according to the UNL drought monitor. As of September 20, 99% of the state is under severe drought with 85% under exceptional drought. In other words, a true Texas miracle. Also believes creationism should be taught in public schools.
Instead of just privatizing social security, wants to completely abolish it, so grandma is just supposed to starve I guess.
Even greater hypocrisy - as governor of Texas, threatened to secede from the U.S. over the passage of the stimulus act. He then took $17.4 billion in funds made available by the stimulus act to help plug his state's ballooning budget deficit and create most of the jobs he brags about creating. Yet, he declined $500 million in funds to help educate youth in Texas.
Even less qualified - graduated from Texas A&M with a 2.22 GPA, earning a C in U.S. history and a D in economics. Interestingly he got an A in world military systems. Better watch your ass Iran.
If you thought Bush was a good president, or you are a masochist, vote Rick Perry. For the other 80% of us, there is sanity.
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An alcoholic beverage consisting of Jameson Irish Whiskey and the shittiest, flattest, dullest Coca-Cola you can find; served with or without ice.
Guy 1: "What do you feel like drinking tonight?"
Guy 2: "I'll have a Young Perry... and a handjob!!"
The second coming of George Dubya Bush.
Rick Perry: "I have two role models: George W Bush and Jesus Christ."
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A Dirty Perry occurs while driving in multiple passenger situations. The performer has the most control as the driver of the vehicle in question but public transit allows for the execution of the Dirty Perry under varied circumstances. The ideal preconditions for a Dirty Perry are limited ventilation and high relative air temperatures. With these conditions in place the performer then let's loose a brown eye demon. High caliber instances of the Dirty Perry will cause the surrounding victims to taste pennies and attempt to escape the vehicle by any means up to and including leaping into traffic at high speeds.
The Carpool that Monday seemed normal. No one questioned Dan when he turned up the heat as it was chilly outside nor did they notice as he locked out the window controls. The horror that fell upon them as the Dirty Perry broke upon their senses set them scrambling for the window controls. As the bouquet of funk reached its first stage of flavors Frank, wild with desperation and knowing the bouquet was only starting to bloom took a header out of the rear left door of the Nissan. Tom saw psychedelic spotches of color as the second layer or aromas hit him but was able to find the door controls through the haze and escape out the rear right door. Rick lost all motor control as the Perry reached the penny stage and was therefore unable to escape. He has since recovered all but the use of his right arm.
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A talented young singer.
Perri grew up in Pennsylvania, and at the age of sixteen taught herself to play the guitar. At twenty-one, she moved to Los Angeles, and married, but then divorced eighteen months later. She moved back to Pennsylvania, where she wrote "Jar of Hearts", the song that made her famous.
"Jar of Hearts" was featured on "Glee" and "So You Think You Can Dance". It was #28 on Billboard's Hot Digital Songs, and #63 on Billboard's Hot 100, much lower than it deserves.
Her debut album, Lovestrong, came out on May 10, 2011. Its lead single, "Arms", received peaked at #94 on Billboard.
Her songs have been called "depressing", simply because most people are used to listen to crap like LMFAO where the meaning is simply "go out and party and fuck people". Her songs are beautiful, and often have much meaning to them.
She is going to release a song for the movie, "Twilight: Breaking Dawn" titled "A Thousand Years".
Christina Perri's songs are very meaningful, "Arms" is about a fight between her heart and her mind, "Jar of Hearts" is about finally realizing that her ex had been fooling her, "The Lonely" is about a time when she felt simply alone in the world.
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You'd think Americans would learn from their previous mistakes, but that's asking too much isn't it?
Rick Perry is Dubya 2.0
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A female singer who kissed a girl and liked it and who thinks you're gay...
Katy Perry: "I Kissed a girl and I liked it!"
Me: Great for you...
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