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A conservative shit who hates the world, and especially gays.
From Topeka Kansas, basically shows up at funerals with hate signs.
Did you see the news?
oh, yeah, just that Fred Phelps guy being a dick again.
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To smoke cannabis while in a swimming pool
Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go for a swim?
Guy 2: No way, you know I hate swimming.
Guy 1: Just Phelps Phreestyle it'll make the pool more enjoyable and you'll swim so much faster
Guy 2: Sounds good, go get the bong!
Michael Phelps requires extensive care and feeding. Typical amount consumed in a day ranges around 12,000 calories.
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n. A picture taken of someone ripping a bong and then tagging the photo on Facebook or Myspace without prior consent.
Johnny is such a douche i just saw 6 phelps photos of me on Facebook.
Hot ass pieces of meat. Gorgeous men who everyone loves.
😛😛 JAMES AND OLIVER ARE HOTTT😛😛
THE PHELPS TWINSSSS
A craze, if not fetish, among the fans of Harry Potter franchise star's James and Oliver Phelps. It developes most often when you look past their beautiful faces, and see their well-kept, muscular, large hands.
"I totally get what you were saying about Phelps Hands now."
"Yeah, they definitely cause lady boners."
"I saw a tumblr all about Phelps Hands yesterday. It caused an ovary explosion deep inside me."
"Me too, girl, me too."
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super hot olympic swimmer who dominated in 2004 with 6 gold medals...
Did you see Michael Phelps in the Olympics? He kicked ass!
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