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Swimmers are some of the most commited athletes, used to training 2 times a day 7 days a week. Wile in the pool most of the time they are either crying, choking on water, or making ring bubbles. After practice in the hot tub everyone sits there in pain and squirts water at eachother. In the male changerooms alot of homosexual stuff goes of between themselves. after practice we usually eat around 10,000 calories. Swimmers usually just swim because they are too sexy for a sport that requires clothes.
Soccer player: "man I practice 4 times a week isn't so hard!"
Swimmers: "bruh you should see how often we train"
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All swimmers are extraordinarily committed to the sport, and don't mind getting up at ungodly hours to train excessively. Swimming is definitely the most difficult sport, no doubt about it, and swimmers will fight to the death if you challenge that fact. They're great in bed. They are usually lazy, but good in school. Swimmers are known to eat a lot because of all the calories that are burned. When it's not swimming season, a swimmer is pretty much a "fish out of water" and gets all depressed. When they get like this, the only medicine is about 3 miles worth of swimming. The longer you train, the faster you are, the better you feel.
Male Swimmers are usually extremely fit, and have big penises. Usually have a six pack and insane arm muscles, however, some are just skinny. It doesn't matter, all guy swimmers are great in bed and super hot. Plus they are awesome boyfriends, very thoughtful. Swim practice is about 2 and a half hours of thinking time, while moving your arms and legs until they burn.
Female Swimmers are pretty much the chillest girls you'll ever meet. They're always tan and never cold. Used to vigorous training, everything else is cake for them. You want to date a swimmer. They're just a lot of fun to be around. Stays fit all year round, even when swim season's over because female swimmers hate being out of shape.
Guy: Man, football practice was tough today...
Swimmer: LMFAO I'll show you tough.
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Swimmers are great lovers. Their strong hip flexors and abdominal muscles give them stamina that helps maintain a very enjoyable rhythm in the bedroom.
So date a swimmer.
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A swimmer is an underappreciated person, but fully appreciates what they do. Not many people notice all the 5 am practices, or the 12 hours a week of practices and dryland. They give up so much for just that one time cut or championshp race. They know how to work hard, be made fun of, and they go through everything with their teammates. If you think you are a swimmer's best friend, check out her teammates. They've been through everything together- from bad races, to almost getting kicked off the team, to pots-practice starbucks. Every swimmer has a role model- whether it's a pro, and olympian, a summer team coach. Swimmers know how to work hard and get what they want. Even if it means not shaving for months (girls) or shaving all the time (guys).
The swimmer in our class is always a hard worker.
Why do the swimmers get to leave early for a "meet"?
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An overall sexy individual. The girls almost always have a hot body. i.e. Natalie Couglin. All swimmers are extraordinarily committed to the sport. Swimming is definitely the most difficult sport, no doubt about it, and swimmers will fight to the death if you challenge that fact. They're great in bed because they have really strong hipflexors. They are usually lazy, but good in school. Swimmers are known to eat a lot because of all the calories that are burned. When it's not swimming season, a swimmer is pretty much a "fish out of water" and gets all depressed. The only girls that can even compete with the hotness of a cheerleader!
Dude 1: My girlfriend is a swimmer.
Dude 2: Man you are so lucky. They are the hottest girls ever ;)
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swimmers are the most elite athelites that know how to win. they train multiple hours a day and eat lots of healthy food. they love cold water and dont mind waking up @ 5:15 am to train. they have strong hip flexors, big feet and six packs.they are tan all year round and train in see-through fabric. guys train mostly naked, in fact. they have big muscles and often they can run for long distances, do many pull ups and sit ups etc. they are the most sexually active athelites and because of their strong muscles, they are able to maintain a good rhythm all night long. and everyone who isnt a swimmer is just jealous. well, be jealous.
whoa we've been going at this for hours. ..
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A person who trains rigrously almost everyday to reach their athletic potential. Rarely aren't found eating. Stick with their own kind like peanut butter on a pinecone. Love cold water, and waking up a 5:00 in the morning to practice for two hours and thirty minutes and still go to school afterwards. They don't all have big penises and not all of them are tan, but they are one damn sexy human being. Swimmers also tend to look squishy despite the standard six-pack. This is because they spend almost every day saturated in water. Thus making their flesh automatically glisten. Shaving parties occur often.
Shaving? Yes, swimmers shave everything.
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