when a bitches titty so flat you gotta wrap one around your hog to titfuck her.
Man, I Was so excited to tit fuck this girl last night but when she took her bra off, droop city! Had to give her a pig in a blanket.
When you have sex with a fat woman and keep it on the down low
"Fletcher, did you fuck a pig in a blanket"
"No i didn't fuck Mckenzie"
When you shit in someone's pillowcase and wait for them to find out.
Derek smirked, " Yo, I gave this guy a pig in a blanket," Ethan revolts, " Yo what the hell man, that is so gross? "
The process of sticking your penis in a Mazda CX-90 exhaust pipe while someone in the car puts it in sport mode and red lines the engine
Hey Caleb, lets go make a pig in a blanket with that new Mazda you got!
When someone inserts a single toe inside the foreskin of a penis. For sexual purposes.
“Hey James, how was your date with Clara!”
“Incredible! Thanks for asking! She used her hot toes for a pig in a blanket with me!
Pig(s) in a blanket is slang for undercover cops
Is that a pig in a blanket? - referring to an undercover cop
Shoving a toothpick down a man's penis and jacking him off until he cums blood
I recently gave my boyfriend a Danish pig-in-a-blanket.
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Yeah bro, I need a Danish pig-in-a-blanket or I'll go crazy.
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I gave David a Danish pig-in-a-blanket a few days ago.